The Pensive Pencil Box

Love that this means I'm blogging pro bono. Volunteer blogger. Proletariat blogger. A blogger of the people.

this aged well

my life goal, you ask? become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance

i project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails

this is too moderate and i’ve changed my mind. my crew and i are going to steal a warship and sail around the world sinking the yachts of billionaires

THIS IS HOW HER HAIR SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THE WHOLE TIME THOUGH

really rude that i cant go back in time and save my younger self 

*winks at you with both eyes*

what is it about having anxiety that makes you so insane. like every time i go to my job where i work i expect someone to tell me to leave. like i walk in and im like well i bet im not supposed to be here. even though all signs point to me needing to be there

I like how he’s trying to imply such behavior is atrocious and pin it on the little girl instead of wondering just how much of a messed up experience this cute little girl must’ve had with a cop to ignite such a hostile response