defenestrace

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

the beauty of jonelias is that in addition to the 100+ years age gap they also have a regular ~20 years age gap

I just think an age gap doesn't count as one if they look the same age. it's just not as fun

and sure, the experience/maturity gap is fun. but it's just not as fun when the age gap is visible and people who don't know them can tell

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest