Captain

You’ll have to fill me in on what’s happening. I think you’re set to work with one of my old castmates in the second Captain Marvel. I was going to base it around your schedule. Not as busy as you’d think! I have conferences throughout the week, usually every other day starting Mondays, which means I’m available as early as tomorrow. 

Oh yeah? Which one? I’ll have to make sure this person gives you no spoilers. Can’t have you learning all the Marvel secrets too early. Wow, look at you being the master of your schedule. I’m so proud of you. How’s about tomorrow, then? It’d be nice to finally catch up. It’s been way too long.

We all know Pratt loves sharing the screen with me, I don’t give him much of a choice. Yeah but even short breaks like a few hours or a night off is better than nothing. Believe it or not there’s a lot more you can do, people often mistake it as just having to spend the whole time in bed. You’re welcome for teaching you that, I’m here for all your learning needs. Either way I’ll watch it, I’m sure the kids will love it.

He’s kind of obsessed with you, huh? I’ll take any kind of break I can get, even if it’s just a couple hours of Animal Crossing before bed. Can’t believe I’m still obsessed with this game a year plus later, but here we are. Well, thank you for teaching me the ways to properly have days off. I’ll have to get out of bed more often. It seems like it’ll be entertaining enough for kids. 

I’m gonna have to pass along all this approval that I’m getting because of her, she’ll be the happiest around. I don’t think the world can handle another Chris being added to the team. That’s my girl, keep me posted on all you uncover, we need to know! I pray for the day that that kind of evil comes around mostly because it’ll be very interesting. You could take over the world though!

Exactly, I might as well just take over GOTG and let them both have Thor. That’s true, we can keep it since even if I’m not in the movie there’s still technically a Thor in it. They gotta give you a break, you deserve it, I’m sure they will though, I guess it depends how quickly all the promoting and interviews start for it. You can do other things you love though, you don’t have to just stay in bed the whole time. From what I’ve seen it’s a sequel, I think, I didn’t look too deep into it.

It only makes sense. It’s a natural next step and I’m sure Pratt wouldn’t mind at all.  We just started filming, though. I won’t get a break for awhile and I guess I’m fine with it. I like being busy anyway You can? I thought you just had to stay in bed all day. Huh. You really do learn something new everyday. I’d be so lost with you, buddy. Yeah see, it’s hard to tell if it’s a sequel or not.

Hey, you. What have you been getting up to lately? Think you’d be able to fit grabbing lunch with me in your busy schedule sometime soon? Maybe swinging back to your place, so I can finally meet this adorable bunny you’ve got? @bridlrsn​

Oh you know, just working away on The Marvels. I can definitely free up a couple hours for lunch with one of my favorite humans. When were you wanting to get together? I imagine you’re pretty busy yourself. So just give me a date and I’ll work my magic.

And this is why I keep you around! My girl is the best hype girl out there and no one else can have you. You’re stuck with me my love. I will keep any and all of your secrets forever and always, I’ve come to realize that I keep far too many secrets in my head from others.. if someone were to piss me off they’d be doomed. No I have not been doing anything interesting with all this time. It’s such an adorable little game, plus it takes no brain power. Is there really anything wrong with being sucked into that hole? You should, I don’t do this for just anyone but yes tomorrow works.

I really should quit my day job and just run around hyping everyone up all the time. I think it’d be a good next step for me. I wouldn’t have it any other way, Ash. Keep me forever, please. How do you keep them all straight? I’d be scared I’d slip up and mention the wrong secret to someone someday. No, no nothing wrong with it at all. Honestly, I support it. I feel so honored, my love. 

Louis tried to involve himself in as many events as he could without overwhelming himself too much. It was only short of week ago that he had just left LA to get back to London after dropping his son back at his mums to get back and attend Leigh-Anne’s beach party. It was a success, and he had a blast. And a few days later he was finding himself travelling back to LA for another little event. He couldn’t turn this one down though, and thanks to a little birdie he was actually in the mix and knew about this once before it was too late this time. Another thing, there were far too many MCU casts members in one place at one time for him to miss this opportunity – many already knew his love for the franchise, some would learn of it that night. He walked into the venue and his eyes darted around the different people surrounding him before he began to walk towards the bar though he slowed down as he noticed a face, one of the many faces that night he was hoping to bump into. The very own lady who made him aware of this event in the first place. He didn’t want to randomly startle her so slowly he walked in her direction and caught her eyeline before parting his lips, “ ‘iyaa love,” his cheeky go lucky personality showing almost instantly. “No thanks to you, I made it!” He grinned, offering out a friendly hug. @bridlrsn 

We’re better, stronger, funnier, more handsome, we’re the whole package. Oh I’m not even in it, it was all just a decoy so people would focus on me and then get surprised when Tessa and Natalie do amazing. It should have been called Thor: Not really is Jane and Valkyrie. They all got to see what we have to put up with while filming and on press tours, that you’re the biggest weirdo of them all. Oh I get it, you don’t have time for anything, do you at least get to have a break once you’re done filming? Oh for sure, he has the face of an angel, I don’t think it matters who did the killing, Anthony and Seb would always blame Holland for it. I hope it’s a sequel, maybe I’ll google it since you were useless.

I’m fine with that idea anyway. You’re going to be GOTG anyway. Do we really need you in Thor? I don’t think so. That title would’ve confused people though. Thor Love and Thunder has a nice ring to it. At least they got to see it for a bit, right? I think so. I’ve asked for one, but we’ll see what ends up happening. I don’t mind either way. Sometimes having nothing to do is worse than being busy. I’m glad those two are around to keep him in line at least. Cool, google it and let me know.

Nice.. a personal human diary! Where have you been all my life? The beach party was pretty awesome, Leigh-Anne defiantly planned it well. You missed a good one, I’ll admit it. And it was great to see so many faces Wait, what? There’s another party in LA? How do I only just know about this now? Enlighten me, what party is it this time?

I’ve been in Los Angeles just sitting here waiting for someone to need this specific skill set. Glad to finally be of service. I’m bummed I missed it, but there’s always something right around the corner to get involved with, right? Of course. It’s a celebration for Evan and Lizzie for their Emmy nominations. You should come if you can make it out. It’s open invite and if you’re into the MCU a lot of the casts will be there.

Oh you annoyed me real bad, just everything, even to the way you breathed, couldn’t cope with it. I’m probably not the most loved either, I’m getting a fourth solo movie before anyone else, it’s not our fault we’re just awesome Brie and we bring in the big bucks. Of course I love you, it definitely looked like you got a little bit of everything in while you had the chance. I hope it’s going good for you though. Oh me too, only the other day I told someone RDJ is the most famous person in my phone and he actually picks up when I call. Sam is a good one, him and RDJ makes us look so good. Blame everything on Holland, he could get away with murder. I feel like that’s always the case, is it a remake or a sequel? 

Good, that’s what I was aiming for the entire time. Glad to see it worked. We really can’t help it that we’re better than everyone else. I’m really excited for Thor 4, mostly because I feel like you’re going to have a really tiny role in it and my girls Tessa and Natalie are going to kill it. I tried my hardest and I’m glad that I was able to show people more of the weirdo that I am most of the time. I definitely miss throwing content out weekly, but you know how the Marvel life is. I get it, RDJ deserves the shout outs. I’ll never compare to him or to Sam and that’s fine with me. Do you think if we killed someone and blamed it on him we’d all walk away from that? Honestly, after watching it I still can’t tell you if it was a remake or a sequel. 

Me mam did raise me to be the best. It would only make the most logical sense wouldn’t it? How else would they do it? Please do because it’s becoming very concerning now that you realize exactly how many they have of them. Just think of how much fun you could have, would be even weirder if you shared the same last name too. Probably wont be anytime soon but it’s certainly on the list.

And luckily for her she can sleep at night happily knowing she really did raise the best. It’s the only way, unless they get an alert whenever a Chris is born. I wouldn’t be surprised to be honest. I’m definitely going to investigate and see what I can find out for us. We deserve to know the truth. Oh god, don’t even but that kind of evil out there like that. We don’t need two Brie Larson’s running around.

I don’t know why anyone keeps fighting for that top spot though, I mean it’s not like there’s any bonus perks or anything like that to it. The best you get is my attention and affection. That’s it. Nothing special. I will always keep your secrets my love, no doubt about it! I am a hermit most of the time but I have been forcing myself to actually get out there from time to time so be proud. Who doesn’t want to sit at home playing Animal Crossing though? I would love to get together later in the week. You tell me when you’re free and we’ll go for dinner, my treat.

Because you’re Ashley Benson and you’re the coolest girl around. We don’t need any bonus perks, we all just love you so much we want the honor of being that top spot. And that’s one of the many reasons I love you. Not that my secrets are at all gossip worthy, but just knowing they’re always safe with you is enough. I’m very proud. Have you been doing anything interesting with all this time outside of your house? Animal Crossing is probably the best way to spend free time, lets be real. But it can definitely suck you into a hole that’s hard to get out of. Your treat? I feel so special. How about tomorrow?

That’s what I’ve been told over the years and I’ve learned long ago not to argue when a woman tells me something. I just don’t know how they do it. Do they have dogs trained to sniff out the Chris’ and the Tom’s? Next thing we know they’ll be finding more of the rest of you lot. They already rule the world we don’t need them to have multiples too. Ahh good good, I feel blessed that you’re giving me that much time. I’m really tempted, we’ll see if my time allows me to have one.

Look at you, the smartest of the men out there. I think they definitely have trained dogs. It’s the only logical explanation. I’ll tell you what, next meeting I have I’ll see if I can get us some answers. I think I’d freak if another Brie showed up on set, but maybe it’d be fun. Only time will tell. It’s definitely a commitment but a fun commitment if you can afford it.

I have so many people fighting for that top spot, how on earth did I get so damn lucky? Oh don’t worry your pretty little head, your secret will be safe with me. And if anyone did find out I’m an expert at throwing other people under the bus so you’ll be safe and sound. I am free at anytime, I seem to be the one that’s transferred into the lonely hermit life as of late. And that’s what makes you amazing my love. Exactly, men who? We don’t need them anymore. The girls are here to save the day and honestly they’re hotter. I’m sold, you’re really never getting rid of me now.

I don’t blame any of us at all either. That top spot is the most scared of top spots. Thank you, Ash. I knew I could count on you to keep my secrets. Nothing wrong with the hermit life. We all know if I’m not working I’m at home playing Animal Crossing by my lonesome. How about we get together later this week? I’ve got night shoots today and tomorrow but I should be free later in the week. I would never want to be rid of you.