que sera, sera

I’ve been so tired lately. The only thing I had motivation to do is eat and use the bathroom. I mean, it was an actual struggle to convince myself to get up and shower. Is that bad?

I feel you on that one, not gonna lie.

Do you ever meet someone that just instantly takes your breathe away, but then you realize they have their eyes set out for someone else?

Story of my life.

They say actions speak louder than words. Actions don’t speak. People speak - and people are loud.

I sat for five minutes trying to figure out what to say, but you're right. You got this one.

Hey!

You guys just don’t understand how excited I am for Gone Girl and it’s not just because I get to see Ben Affleck’s fun toy.

That movie's gonna be amazing, I read the book and Ben is the perfect guy for the role. He has that perfect little smirk.

I don’t know, you tell me. Sounds like a legit plan.

Damn man, I have to remember this question then.

Does her ass interrupt Taylor too? That doesn’t even make sense, but I sound like a fucked up friend. 

If he's talking about Jordin Sparks, shit, I agree. Just a little fucked up.

You’ll be the lesson?

If you say so.

Maybe you should go ask him.

Because I plan on bumping into him anytime soon, right?

What did Adam Levine mean by hunt her down and eat her alive? Can I show you?

You'll be the teacher.

She watched. All that training for nothing. I did! That’s how my shirt got ripped.

Fuck it, a little attention never hurts, right? 

I don’t know if I should make some sort of a grand entrance or just say hello, but hi everyone! I’m Halston.

Could've opened with a joke.

I can’t believe it’s Friday. Let’s do something wild tonight.

What's wild to you?

Alright listen to this, I was walking down my block with Sydney because obviously that’s what I do when I saw a group of teenage girls. Clearly that’s never a good sign. Long story short, they took my shirt. Ripped it clean off my body, like damn little homies relax we could have taken a selfie.

What'd your dog do the whole time? Did you even try to run?