i think it's my heart

You should take a picture and set it as your wallpaper on your phone.

That part of my phone is taken.

I’ve been so tired lately. The only thing I had motivation to do is eat and use the bathroom. I mean, it was an actual struggle to convince myself to get up and shower. Is that bad?

You stink.

Fun toy.

Don't judge me.

Oh good. Well I’m not that young, I’m 17.

Still kind of young. You don't know what a fun toy is.

That movie’s gonna be amazing, I read the book and Ben is the perfect guy for the role. He has that perfect little smirk.

That's my favorite part about him, like his nervous smile. Yes.

Should I know what that is?

.. Probably not, you look young.

She would believe the word of hooker over the word of Demi Lovato? That’s… actually pretty sad. I don’t know if I should be taking advice from a girl that isn’t more trusting then a hooker, or playing match maker with her. But you know, even though I don’t really need a girl right now, I’ll let you find someone so you don’t start complaining.

Demi Lovato, who? I'm Demi Schmidt. Married now. I hope you know I was just fucking with you.

I guess since you said we are best friends I’ll tell her, but what makes you think she will believe me? I need to find someone to marry first. Got any suggestions where I should start?

Because she believes anyone who isn't me. Um, can I hook you up with someone?

Can I do it? I want to do it. Let me do it.

I would but, I don't let just anyone touch my hair..

Well shit.

I'm dying my hair.

Only because I want to laugh at you, let’s hear them.

Aw, no. Don't be an asshole. 

I’ll have the twins cut your hair.

Why do you say that like half of it isn't already shaved? Like I don't know what extensions are?