Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

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Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

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Are you currently suffering from The Character?
one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.
“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself
just remembered i'm a real person to other people

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dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.
*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead
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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe

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imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing
imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing
imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing
While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now
wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."