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Damian, caught and being frisked for weapons

Goon: *pulls out a rock*

Goon: *pulls out another rock*

Goon: Where are your weapons, you little shit?

Goon: *pulls out yet another rock and tosses it over his shoulder in frustration*

Damian: *scowls*

Goon: Why do you have so many rocks???

Goon 2, currently digging through Damian's belt at an adjacent table: I think I found something! This pocket is pretty heavy!

Goon 2: *pulls out a piece of galena*

Goons: *groan*

Damian and Tim investigating some random women's death

Tim: Well there's no sign of forced entry-

Damian: She killed herself.

Tim: She didn't have a history of depression of suicidal tendencies... how do you know?

Damian: She was an imbecile.

Tim: ???

Damian: She believed in healing crystals.

Tim: What does that have to do with suicide?

Damian: I never said it was suicide.

Tim: You said she killed herself!

Damian. Yes, because she was stupid. She didn't do it intentionally.

Damian: *holds up a half full water bottle with a bunch of rocks inside of it.*

Tim: What?

Damian: Some people believe that drinking water with certain rocks and minerals inside of it will heal them or enhance chakra. She's been drinking Malachite water.

Tim: ...What?

Damian: Malachite is a copper based mineral. She gave herself copper poisoning.

Damian, on the Batplane with Dick

Damian: This plane is highly dependent on navigational equipment... What contingency do we use in the event that Earth's electromagnetic field finally flips?

Dick: ...When the what finally does what now?

Damian, out on patrol with Jason

Damian: *licks a gargoyal*

Jason: Kid... what the fuck are you doing?

Damian: I was curious.

Damian, in the batcave for the first time

Damian trying to murder Tim with a chunk of obsidian that is both sharp and hefty like "pull up motherfucker"

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Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Last Update: 05/19/2024

All fundraisers have been looked into by me or vetted by others. If anyone notices issues in validity with any of the fundraisers listed please let me know. Funding updates daily!

Fadi Al-Sharif and family ($22,855/$62,500 goal)

Hayam Taha and family (€15,593/€30,000 goal)

Deyaa and family (€16,787/€30,000 goal)

Deyaa reached the initial evacuation fee for his family and they have extended the goal to pay to support themselves after they evacuate.

Fatima Alshanti (kr20,562SEK/kr150,000 goal)

Shahed Ghazi and family ($19,721 CAD/$94,838 goal)

Little Yusuf and family (€21,462/€85,000 goal)

Sara & Huda Hajjaj and family ($9,071/$25,000 goal)

Mohammed JH Shamia's family (kr48,338 SEK/kr250,000 goal)

Maram Ahmed and family (€8,291/€30,000 goal)

Hamza Almofty and family ($6,306/$35,000 goal)

Mahmoud Jomaa (€2,614/€10,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Shaga ($2,436/$20,000 goal)

Abdulrahman Alshanti and family (kr145,099 SEK/kr350,000 goal)

Besan Almabhouh's family (€8,239/€25,000 goal)

Said Tanani and brothers (€33,565/€50,000 goal)

Donia Tanani and family (€73,129/€100,000 goal)

Hussein Shamiya, his pregnant wife, and son ($17,785/$40,000 goal)

Mohammed Shamia and family ($26,273/$35,000 goal)

Amro Bakr & kids Bakir and Tala (€15,080/€28,000 goal)

Almadhoun family ($23,955/$80,000 goal)

Child Mohammed and family (€20,214/€30,000 goal)

Sana'a and family (£25,641/£70,000 goal)

Noha Ayyad and family ($32,195/$95,160 goal)

Maryam Ayyad and family ($725/$15,000 goal!!!) - Maryam is related to Noha listed above, who is managing her fundraiser.

Hamza Sameer and family ($6,333/$55,000 goal)

Hamza is related to Noha, he is her uncle’s son.

Nazmi Mwafi and family ($6,671/65,000 goal)

Ibrahim Almofty and family ($7,442/$40,000 goal)

Hamdi Hejazi and family ($25,101/$25,000 goal) INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!

Mohammed Ali and family ($10,185/$25,000 goal)

Heba and family (€58,634/€80,000 goal)

Mohammed Abuhasanein and family (kr10,077 SEK/kr 350,000 goal)

Rawan and Yemna (kr46,328 SEK/kr319,315 goal)

Laila Auda (€7,084/€35,000 goal)

Ola Madi (€2,454/€40,000 goal)

Tawfik Satoom and family ($6,227/$45,000 goal)

Laila Abd El Bari, her husband, and unborn baby Sham (€6,024/€25,000 goal)

Abdullah Mohammed and family ($6,765/$47,000 goal)

Ruba Abushaban and family (€11,040/€50,000 goal)

Hala, her husband, and their daughter ($6,715 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Hoda and Abdul Rahman ($2,409/$18,000 goal)

Al Maghari family (£4,524/£74,000 goal)

Arwa Abudawaba and family (kr238,599 NOK/kr500,000 goal)

Hani Alhajjar’s family (€12,735/€50,000 goal)

Ouda family ($18,822 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Rawan Ahmed and family ($13,410/$40,000 goal)

Dr. Wael Eldahdouh's family (€5,001/€110,000 goal)

Abdullah Lulu and family ($4,058/$6,000 goal)

Lara, Abdalla, and family (€10,656/€50,000 goal)

Firas Salem and family (€15,450/€65,000 goal)

Amal Abu Shammala's family (€43,170/€47,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Alshaer and family (€5,103/€18,000 goal)

Roqaya Al-Hayek and Mohammad Jamal Al-Hayek (€14,769/€25,000 goal)

Haya and family (€5,454/€60,000 goal)

Mohammed Dahdooh and family (£45,347/£45,000 goal)

INITIAL GOAL COMPLETE!!!

Ahmad Iyd and family (£4,588/£150,000 goal)

Renad and family (£1,332/£25,000 goal)

Mohammed Aljbour and family (€4,307/€25,000 goal)

Sarah's mother (€5,471/€15,000 goal)

Sarah reached her initial goal to evacuate her mother and has raised the goal to provide support for she and her family once they are in Egypt.

Dr. Hasan Adwan and family (€4,467/€98,000 goal)

Marah Atallah and family ($565/$27,000 goal!!!)

Dr. Nasrallah Almassri ($8,778/$30,000 goal)

Afnan Hasaballah (€3,230/€20,000 goal)

Linda Khwaiter and family ($385 CAD/$80,000 goal!!!)

Muhammad Al-Thalateeni and family (€6,102/€20,000 goal)

Al-Zaeem family ($3,009/$50,000 goal)

Mahmoud Al Tibi and family (€8,463/€60,000 goal)

Almoghrabi family (€1,537/€25,000 goal)

Mohammad's family (€8,147/€30,000 goal)

Aziz and his mother ($2,873/$50,000 goal)

Mohammed, his wife, and their newborn son ($840/$50,000 goal!!!)

Tala, her aunt, and their family (€18,071/€50,000 goal)

Ala Osama ($70/$50,000 goal!!!)

Aesha Balaha and family ($1,006/$10,000 goal)

Farah and family (€1,795/€35,000 goal)

Zinh Dahdooh ($3,792/$40,000 goal)

Rana and family (€5,141/€30,000 goal)

Al-Alami family ($543 CAD/$100,000 goal!!!)

Khaled and family ($33/$15,000!!!)

Tamer Alnoaizy and family (€3,357/€20,000 goal)

Ahmed Dawoud and family ($2,225/$87,000 goal)

Omar and family (€2,866/€20,000 goal)

Haytham and family ($752 CAD/$70,000 goal!!!)

Hamdi and family ($145 CAD/$62,000 goal!!!)

Mahmoud & Rawan (€944/€15,000 goal!!!)

Hashem, Samar, and baby Omar (€315/€45,000 goal!!!)

Aseel Maher and family (€1,559/€30,000 goal)

Mayada Jihad and family (€2,100/€30,000 goal)

I was describing all of the “x adopts Zuko” AUs that I used to follow on @muffinlance​​‘s blog to a friend, and I referred to them as “Zuko Adopts Bingo”, so same friend  asked “wait, LITERAL bingo?? Did you guys makes cards?”

and I couldn’t remember any, but I had the time tonight so I was like, why not?

[Image Description: a bingo card titled “Zuko adopts bingo”. The the squares are labeled as such:

First row: Hama, Fire Sages, Jun, Hakoda, the Gaang

Second row: the Herbalist, Vattu, The Painted Lady, Other Spirits, Jet

Third row: Zuko, the Beifongs, Iroh/FREE SPACE, Zuko’s crew, Jee specifically

Fourth row: Yuyan Archers, Batman, Dragons, Kyoshi Warriors, the Dai Li

Fifth row: Azula, Jeong Jeong, Team Leverage, Piandao, Wild Animals /end ID] 

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I did have specific fics and/or tumblr discussions in mind for every one of these. I might try to link them all in a reblog, but I didn’t take notes while I made this so it might be a hassle to find them again ^^;;

I’ve swapped out a few adopters and added some extras on the end. I know there are more, but these are the ones I could easily remember/find.

Hama - The World, So Close by WitchofEndor Fire Sages - While Mighty Oaks Do Fall by WitchofEndor Jun - Two Drama Queens Loose on a Shirshu by mindbending; Fighting Evil By Moonlight by Haicrescendo Hakoda - Book 1: Judged by Sephone_North (and of course Salvage) The Gaang - As the Blue Spirit Howls by Thisisentertaining; Zuko’s Tiny Dilemma by Boogum

The Herbalist - Soldier of Healing by Aaronna Vattu - Awake, chaos: we have napped by koios; Consider Chaos by AvocadoLove The Painted Lady The Blue Spirit - blade of silver, forge of blue by MikkiOfTheAnbu Other Spirits - no grave (hold my body) by ZenzaNightwing Jet/Freedom Fighters - Perpetual by tealeyedbeing; Guilt (The Jet Adopts Zuko AU) by FoiblePNoteworthy

Zuko - Zuko adopts Zuko AU by WolfieGirlXox The Beifongs - kintsugi by discordiansamba FREE SPACE Ozai (!) - The Salt Sea Heir by MandyMyfanwy Zuko’s crew - Rebel Zuko by delectum; Show Me by beepbeepsan Jee, specifically - A Dragon’s Instinct by AelinCreativ

Yuyan Archers - Dragon of the Yuyan by 00AwkwardPenguin00 Batman Bumi - The Zuko Adoption Menu by Flameo_Hotman [ch 13] Dragons Roku - You’re a (Great) Grandpa! by SeleneMoon; I Know Your Face by Twilight_Shadows Kyoshi Warriors Ember Island Players - Backstage AU by EvieNyx The Dai Li - My Heart Isn’t Stone (Though It Has Walls) by SchrodingersAuthor

Azula - As the World Should Be by MuffinLance Jeong Jeong - Team Leverage Earth Kingdom Army - Amnesia!Zuko Joins the Earth Army by MuffinLance Piandao - The Swordsmen of Shu Jing by silveryink Wild Animals Momo - Appa and Momo Screwed the Timeline by Keetajet

A lot of these are the ones I was thinking of, a few a different, I’ll just add a few more links here in case people are looking for more ways to search for content:

Mama Hama: Muffinlance’s tag, AO3 Tag

Hakoda: Appropriately enough to initial joke that inspired the fic, Muffinlance’s tag for this is “Hakuddles” <3 (also the “Hakoda Adopts Zuko” tag on AO3 has over 50 works! and that’s not the only tag people are using for this trope)

the Gaang: MANY examples of course, here’s the biggest AO3 tag

Herbalist Zuko: Muffinlance’s tag, AO3 tag – seriously check ML’s blog for some AMAZING fanart, you guys do some WONDERFUL things with Zuko’s hair <3

Vattu: once again directing people to Muffinlance’s tag haha

The Painted Lady: Shadow Marked by by HappilyUnconventional34Fandoms

Other Spirits: Tempest by OffColorDarkrai has “the ocean adopts Zuko”

Batman: this tumblr post, of course – i feel like i’ve also seen fic for it but it’s not a tag?? there are some “Batman & Zuko” fics that might be worth a look though!

Dragons: heart of a dragon by discordiansamba, for one!

[although I’m so excited about that Ember Island players AU, gonna go read that as SOON as i finish this :O]

Jeong Jeong: The Dragon of the Night by PinkDartFrog  also Jasmine Tea once a month by orphan_accountFandoms:

Team Leverage: Let’s Steal a Fire Prince by Havendance  

Piandao: Many, Many, Many Worlds by koios