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acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure

Windy? Can’t you all see that dragon?

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

A modern Rosetta stone.

Is this a new Imogen Heap song?

No, it’s the new Bon Iver single

Imagine being the next-door neighbour to the Dursleys. Maybe being as nosy as Petunia. The Dursleys are afraid the neighbours will notice and put on a great facade. Yet all those strange things happen and the neighbours are bound to notice. The Dursleys are not nearly as sneaky as they’d like and neither are wizards. There are owls flying in and out of the house and a couple of big tropical birds, you hear all kind of explosions and bangs in the summertimes, and you see them put bars on a window, and then that flying car wait what? Then half of the Durlsleys’ living room is blown-up, but now you’re just so used to it so you’re just like whatever, those Dursleys… And then a year later after some strange incident that involves almost unconscious Dudley, that Potter boy and strangely enough Mrs Figg who seems to know exactly whtat’s going on… pecks of owls are flocking the house again, a whole bunch of really strange looking folks appear and then they leave flying on broomsticks?! Because it’s never that dark in a city area that you cannot see what’s happening outside, no matter what these streetlights out-putting robe-clad folks seem to think… And the same happens one more time, strange folks, they leave on broomsticks and something invisible that makes people float in the air, and that flying motorbike you rememeber from some 16 years ago, and it then you see some strange lights on the sky and yeah it could be fireworks but you have just this inkling… And the Dursleys don’t come back for almost a year. And meanwhile the house get robbed by some black cloaked masked people, and you think about calling the police, but you just somehow think the police could not do much, so you let it pass. You’re just happy they’re not coming for your house. And yeah the Dursleys can go on living their “perfectly normal” life, thank you very much, you are not going to interfere or say anything because good god, you don’t want to know. But then your kid marries a witch and you learn everything.

Claro que abuelita, ella es la supreme!

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

I don’t care what gender or orientation you are, if you wouldn’t be railed by Paladin Danse then you’re a filthy fucking synth

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

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There was a really incredible movie made in India in 2016, named after her (“Neerja”) and it really is well worth the watch. Really good film for a strong female lead, it made like $20 million at box office. It’s a super authentic, moving story. Really good for female led films. Has one of bollywood’s incredible women in it, Sonam Kapoor, as Neerja. The trailer is a bit cheesy, but honestly, the film is well worth a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rXywNABllI&has_verified=1

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

its like medieval autotune

These three fucking legends