Alchemist's Shack

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

here's a quiz i made so you can learn what type of fanfic character you would be <3333

You are a jester captain hate to say it. Your the litteral meme dealer

IM JUST A LOVE INTREST WHAT THE FUCK MAN????? I WOULD RATHET BE THE DEAD MENTOR AT THIS POINT NAAH IM OUT

Bro I got “assigned homophobic by the fandom” you’re lucky

aroace erasure by the Fandom yet again. I'm disappointed

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

Short people are still people, don’t look down on us—stop laughing—I just feel like as someone under 5 foot, people treat me—my eyes are down here—treat me different and it hurts because I’m a grown adult—are you fucking bending down to be at my eye level right now? Don’t test me buddy, every inch of my body is filled with rage and I won’t hesitate to bite you in your shins, which, unrelatedly, happen to be at my eye level.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I know he probably wouldn’t be into this, but I would let Halsin do anything to me. Wouldn’t even need to ask.

Oh absolutely, but if you were to try and take control back, tell me he wouldn't give you that smile and say "You said I could do anything I wanted."