This Ship Sails Itself

"It's been a wonderful year! I love @merediddys with all my heart, and recently made a promise stating that I always will, but she really tests the strength of our bond by making me take pictures with this creepy, absolutely satanic little round-Santa-baby. I hate this thing. It scares me and I think about it at night. Its eyes follow you, and I swear to god I heard it laugh once. Merry Christmas everyone, and may you never have to be in the same room with this Santa doll."

"OH HEY!!! I am uploading a lil bit of @brian.holden's vows without his permission because I want all the world to know that YES!! I wrote this special birthday song just for him!! This is a song I can only sing to Brian on his birthday. AND GUESS WHAT!! That is TODAY!!! I love this freaky little guy with all my heart and farts because he's just the best! He is a wonderfully talented man who loves to just get silly with his buddies. He lives his whole life to make the world laugh. It's what fuels him! Brian I love you because you're a walking one man show, but also an incredible team player. You lift up the people around you and show up and support and listen and learn and love! I couldn\u2019t ask for anything more in a partner. I'm the luckiest gal I know because I get to share my home and my life with this beautiful man!! Happy birthday Bri Bri!!"

- Meredith Stepien