the swan's escaped!

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.

ive never been religious and i don't like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can't stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god intended. year of our lord 2022. or so help me god. like....the drama. unmatched

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

When I was in primary school I wrote a story with a faerie in it and my teacher pulled me up on the misspelling and the next day  came in with 3 library books to prove her wrong