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tda characters as things my friends said:

rereading QOAAD 5 years after my first read and I forgot how much the Thule plot lines threatened to rip my heart out of my chest.

“Gwyn has a CRUSH on Diana?” -Emma Carstairs, LoS

“‘I should apologise to you,’ he said.

So, my bestie is finally reading Lord of Shadows and while some things are clear, some haven’t clicked just yet… she’ll get there. I did start her on TID so it’s on me for her expecting some wild circumstances to allow this to resolve into some form of monogamy.

Release Me by Tahereh Mafi is a cliche, cheesy metaphor riddled, fan-servicing, plot-less book that wouldn’t pass the 2026 publishing vibe check if not for being a series spinoff with heavy OG series character involvement.

I’m convinced that for every Mortal Instruments book, the narrators were told they couldn’t use any of the last two accents the characters were recorded with, their narration itself needed to contrast the accent of the previous narrator, and they had to reinvent the pronunciations for all of the world-specific terminology in a way that had never even been imagined.

I’m begging someone to re-record The Mortal Instruments audiobooks with consistent narrators, accents, and pronunciations.

“The Shadowhunters have lots of problems.

tell me this isn't James to Cordelia:

Jace & Alec as things my friends have said (pt. 2)