BreedersGotNoSwag

people who design balconette bras don't seem to have an understanding of where my sternum is. or maybe my sternum is wrong but either way there is wire somewhere there shouldn't be

the fact that there's a blaze button beneath every post is comedic. can you imagine if I paid money to have strangers read this

no setup-payoff will ever HIT as fucking hard as when the Tenth doctor got the prophecy that he will die when “he knocks four times” and we spend the entire season thinking its because of the main antagonist- who has a constant knocking/drumming sound in his head.. thinking that the doctor is in the clear when said antagonist dies and the prophecy DIDNT come true... feeling the doctor’s relief that he’s managed to escape death once again..................... only for wilfred mott to knock four times on the glass chamber he’s trapped in. your setup-payoff might be good but it will never be THIS fucking good

Grandma said “no bitches? Still?”

karen gillan’s performance as amy is sooo quintessential 2010s… thinking especially about the scarf and the blue coat and the half straight half wavy hair and that scene where she goes crimson! delight! petrichor! like I can’t explain it but every time I see a gifset of s5 and s6 I get a wave of Nostalgia for that moment in time

do you think sometimes cas is like “do you remember the night we met?” and dean smiles and is like “yeah, I do, why?” and cas looks at dean with a soft tender expression and is like, “do you remember the sparks? and the way I tried to talk to you in my angel voice? and how i raised you from perdition, and I pieced you back together with my bare hands and i treasured your soul?” and dean’s leaning in close, ghosting his lips against the corner of cas’ mouth as he hums “mmhmm,” and then cas pulls away, glaring at dean as he says “and then you stabbed me” and dean’s like “oh c’mon babe, that was one time” and cas is like “I haven’t forgotten, dean. you don’t deserve to be kissed”

It’s almost like CEOs and cooperations have an agenda making youths have addictions

That’s a pretty wild accusation. I can guarantee you that getting kids addicted is the last thing that the company behind Juul actually wanted.

You weren’t supposed to deepthroat the boot but ok

Yeah, guaranteeing that customers return again and again by getting them addicted to a product, that’s the last thing any company wants.

Reblogging specifically for the deepthroat the boot comment

You’re fucking welcome.

desperately desperately searching my room for the signed pic of Christopher Ecclestons parasite in chief post

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

This reads like a 20k note post. Investing now on the ground floor