Breathy Sigh

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

or just look for me ;)

I don't want to do anything today except masturbate and cry. 💕

Every day.

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Jeezus fuckin Christ

So many audios I need to do now. 

So many lols.

Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O

HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.

He SO knew what was happening in CW but he was like “eh let them work it out.”

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