What not to say when someone is going through a breakup
Via Thought Catalog (http://tcat.tc/16MpQYT)
Only the funny ones. This sounds like a friend of mine who I donβt really talk to anymore. Lol.
1. You guys broke up yesterday? Hold on one sec, I have to text Gwen and tell her she owes me ten bucks.
2. YOU broke up with HIM? Damn, I owe Gwen ten bucks.
5. So he finally found out you were cheating on him, huh? Guess he wasnβt as dumb as everyone thought.
6. He cheated on you? Do you think itβs because you refused to do anal?
7. You couldnβt have dumped her after Memorial Day!? Now we canβt use her uncleβs lake house! God, youβre so selfish.
8. Well, at least you got to experience dating someone better looking than you for a little while!
9. Cool, now I can finally sleep with her.
10. Shit, so she told you I slept with her?
14. I know youβre upset, but think how happy your other boyfriend will be!
15. On the bight side, now when youβre drunk at 11am on a Sunday, people will think itβs because of your break-up, not because youβre just trashy!
16. Do you think youβre going to be sad about this break-up for as long as you were about your last failed relationship?
17. Iβm actually kind of excited youβre single again; I really missed all of your crazy one-night stand stories!
18. We should go out and get drinks, I want to tell you all about this new guy Iβm dating!
19. Yes, break-ups really can be so hard! That reminds me β I should go call him and see how heβs doing!
20. Do you think your ex will unfollow me on Twitter too, because I literally just got to 100 followers yesterdayβ¦
