Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

Can someone get her a blanket? She looks chilly.

Cosy.

Y'all have got to get better at handling uncertainty. Sometimes two people will have a falling out and you legitimately won't be able to tell which one was the abuser and which one was the victim. Sometimes you'll encounter a stranger online who might be a channer troll trying to stir shit up or might be a deeply traumatized person trying their hardest to speak their truth. That person with the gendery vibes might be a trans egg or they might be a cis person who just does whatever the hell they want. You have got to learn to act appropriately when you can't know everything.

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

to mp3???

You know your boyfriend? When I took him out of the file, I accidentally zipped it. Yeah, no. The file’s corrupted and he can’t be extracted.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant