semi-dormant

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

cONVENTIONAL?

BRILLIANCE

mood. I’m the deity of MOOD.

Noble 👸🏻

Simplicity. I'm lowkey insulted.

Agent?!?

Joy!

...anxiety 😂

Nap. Oh yes.

Cry??? I-

Responsibility 🙃

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

GUYS I FOUND 100 BUCKS IN MY CAR TODAY DON’T DOUBT ROGER

I’M COUNTING ON YOU, ROGER.

reblogging because i need something god to happen today

I sec that shit

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

this song makes me feel like i’m half asleep on the bathroom floor of a 7-Eleven at 3:17 in the morning and i was trying to make my way back to my hotel took the wrong turn on the highway and i got too tired to keep searching so i just gave up.