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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

If I don't see at least 15 Spanish Mikus when I get off work tomorrow on my dash, I'm drawing them myself

Argentina players could straight up bring a gun on the field and the refs would be like 🤷 its normal play

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household