Kourtney

Fired!!!

@maxing-and-prolapsing

excuse me! EXCUSE ME. how did you get big???

why is this photo red stop

The sky turns red wherever he goes

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

Me @ me when I’m going to bed

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

Sister Clean

mr clean off the shits

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Finally, Someone Understands

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.