Zsasz was - excited when he saw Joker (no - Jack Napier now) coming up the street. Â Perhaps he was a little too bored of the day to day life here, but he was practically bouncing. Â Joke - Jackin his shop. Â His shop.
Because even if the shop had been given to him by whoever was running all of this, it washis shop now. Â Theyâd have to take him down to get it back. Â And no one took Victor Zsasz down.
It was nice to see Jo- Jack (what a boring name, Jack. Â Nothing like Joker or even Penguins. Â Soso boring. Â Zsasz didnât know what heâd do if his name was that boring) in his shop. Â There was a light in his eyes, one that reminded him of Joker, of chaos. Â Of blowing things up. Â Boom! Was there going to be a boom soon.
Victor was leaning against the wall behind the glass containers, arms crossed and eyes tracking the other man. Â The cards. Â Oh the cards. Â When heâd seen Jo - Jack coming down the street, heâd run into his not-so-legal back shop to recover them. Â Heâd found them, oh probably two months ago, buried behind a box. Â
To the average eye, they seemed like just a playing deck, decoration to enhance thegorgeous knives surrounding it. Â Plus, the splatter of blood on them just looked delicious. Â
âSorry, what was that. Â I wasnât listening,â Zsasz said, pulling himself back to the present and out of the excitement of potential chaos. Â Perhaps he was getting a little - premature.
He reached under the glass and snagged the deck of cards before leaning back again. Â Just out of reach from Jo - JACK. Â Fuck it. Â J because JACK was a boring fucking name for someone as extraordinary as J-Man.
He wasnât far enough away that J-man couldnât reach him, if he tried. Â But Zsasz wanted to see him try. Â Wanted to see that spark. Â The spark that he was missing. Â Fuck he was b o r e d. Â He needed someone to entertain him.
âThese? Â You like these?â he asked, hiking a brow bone up. Â âIâve got a shop full so full of weapons itâs Christmas come early, and you want these?â
He shuffled the deck in his hands, trying to look like he wasnât watching J-man. Â His head was tilted down, towards the deck, but his eyes were shifted upwards to watch the other man.
It wasnât often Jack had a murderous impulse oh who was he joking, those happened at least twice an hour but this man, this man definitely would look much better dead. Head on a spike, killed with one of his weapons, endless possibilities. He was annoying, he was an inconvenience in what should have been easy and now the urge to wring the shopkeeperâs neck literally made Jâs hands shake and-
No. He wasnât like that! He wasnât a murderer. A thief and a little bit of a hacker, yes. Maybe a few instances of arson thrown in there. But not a murderer.
But damn, if the idea wasnât entertaining. âC4. Grey, flammable, goes B O O M !â A splay if his fingers, a raise of his eyebrows. âSlightly toxic, makes the world a bit more exciting.â
Yet the request seemed to almost leave his mind as the man pulled out the cards. They were Important. A fucking neon-colored monstrosity kind of important. Something heâd see in the streets of Gotham, and maybe that was why he wanted them so badly. He knew that wasnât it, was only half of their intrigue.
âMust I do everything myself around here? Terrible customer service, a little tact is in order,â An aside, really. Quiet with a hint of disgust, underlined with disappointment. The last full, coherent thought in his head.
Right before vaulting right over the glass case.
Now J had to admit, it wasnât his most graceful. Not by a long shot, sniper scope and all. But it got the job done, so he let bygones be what they will and kicked the other man into the wall. A thud, certainly obtaining some bruises. But it was enough to let J pluck the cards out of Baldyâs hand, thumb spreading the cards out.
They fully enraptured him, shopkeeper almost forgotten. J took a few steps back, right until he leaned against the casing, going as far as to sit on top of it. He knew these. Traced over the erratic doodles on every card, face cards hastily scribbles in with green and purple fucking glitter pen. He didnât stop until he rested on one, a bloodstained ace with the suit scribbled out. Instead, there was a crude drawing of what he supposed was a bat.
Goddamn bats. They seemed to be following him at this point, seeing everything in those infuriating layers. And Baldy, well he was just making everything far worse.
ââYou want theseâ? Was that reaction a good enough answer?â He mocked, sneer dissolving into a hitched laugh. âWould you like it painted in neon across the city? Again, the customer service here is lacking. One star.â