Let me face my fears

doom yourself before the narrative does

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

*nods at you like an NPC in a unimportant FFXIV cutscene*

lets out a single pitious whimper but doesn't elaborate

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

The Scions of the Seventh Dawn are a great group of characters because they’re canonically a bunch of weird postdocs, the two kids they adopted, an admin assistant with probable mafia connections, and an angry himbo, and they all freeload off of their only employable friend (you)