Brandalionn

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.