bleach's bad brain thoughts

Docking with our tracheostomy tubes

instead of a friend holding your hair back while you puke, they're holding your bush back while you pee

Piss kink but it's gasoline and I set you on fire

Lightbulb sized doorknob so when you put it in your mouth you have to take a whole-ass door to the ER. Or I guess you could get the doorknob cut out the door like a poser

Fisting and using the prostate as a speedbag

Everyone knows flossing their teeth with her bush, but I'm over here washing my dishes with it.

Using a stick of dynamite as a double ended dildo

If I got phineas gage'd I'd let someone tap the hole

Tramp stamp that says "this space for rent"

Water gun full of spit for long range disrespect

I need to find someone who loves me as much as I hate oat milk

Hanging around idiots with fireworks so I can eat their fingers when they blast em off. Camping the munchy spawn

If sucking dick tasted like mangoes everyone would be gay