It Is I, The Faba-lous Faba

You come back to my house, call me your father once more, and…. you let wild pokémon loose in my home?! What is the matter with you, child?!

Listen I have a very good explanation but that’s not relevant there are joltiks everywhere I’m trying to wrangle them but it’s like hearding littens

Where. Are. They. Where are these creatures?! You have a lot of explaining to do afterwards!

you can’t see them???? 

No… I cannot

Dude….. they must be speical cool people only seeing joltiks…

I am special.... I am cool! They just must be hiding!!!

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

Colress gives him a soft smile "im glad i could be here then"

*Faba tightened his grip on colress’ hands* And I am glad that you are here... with me...

Colress's face turned a slight shade of pink

Faba’s face felt tickled with pink as well, but it deepened into a bright red.

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

Colress gives him a soft smile "im glad i could be here then"

*Faba tightened his grip on colress’ hands* And I am glad that you are here... with me...

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

Faba just looked at the lizard furry man in confusion. ‘Children… obeying?! Don’t make me laugh!’ Faba thought to himself, but laughed nonetheless. “You have NO experience with children, I presume? Children are stubborn and disobedient brats that refuse to obey adult authority! As if they would submise to a… mutant such as yourself!”

“Just threaten them!” He laughs again. “ I have more experience than you have been alive, probably! And my own daughter! I’m going to ignore that last racist comment and not gut you like a fish for it! Ohohoho!”

Faba jolted from the comment but kept his ground. “…I-I have tried threatening them and it never works! If a capable man such as myself cannot control children, then it is impossible for a child to work!”

“ You gotta show em what for! Give em the pl one two? See kids! This is what happens when you dont follow my orders! Then you bring in the bloody an’ bruised one, yes? Works. Or take away their eating privileges.”

Faba didn’t know how to feel about what the man said. “You… are a despicable man! Not only is that cheating in victory, but it lacks genuinity as well. I want those terrible children to obey me AND respect me. I bet those children only obey you… Is that enough for you?!”

He laughs louder and claps his hands together. “ Ol chap, of course they respect me! I am one of the most powerful demons in Hell! So is my daughter! Hohoho!”

Faba widened his eyes and tried to look as intimidating as possible ((Even though it was most likely a ridiculous face in most people’s perceptions)). “You are confusing obedience as respect!”

“ You keep talking shit and i’ll make YOU confuse life with death, hoho!”

Faba laughed nervously and felt like he was about to faint. “You… are threatening me…”

“ Very estute of you, sir! Hoho! Dont make me! I’ll even have my daughter help me take you out!”

“I see... and what if I directly oppose your twisted viewpoint, hm? It would be a waste to kill me~”

You come back to my house, call me your father once more, and…. you let wild pokémon loose in my home?! What is the matter with you, child?!

Listen I have a very good explanation but that’s not relevant there are joltiks everywhere I’m trying to wrangle them but it’s like hearding littens

Where. Are. They. Where are these creatures?! You have a lot of explaining to do afterwards!

you can’t see them???? 

No... I cannot

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.