"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Is this the new Jason?

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

god, your worst warrior needs money

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

that’s kamala harris

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

see how that was exhausting

Thought experiment to all the "people pleasers": imagine you find out everyone who calls themselves your friend is just with you out of pity and gets no enjoyment from it. You are doing the exact same shit but call it a pretty name

Can you explain? I do this shit and I'm trying to figure it out but I don't get this one exactly.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

JUST FUCKIN ROLLED UP AND LAID HIM OUT