Least herself when she talks in her own person

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like