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PSA: if you dont have a fursona by January 1, 2019 you WILL be assigned one

72 hours remain.

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

TAKE HIM HOME

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fourth grunt that pops up out of nowhere at the end or the nearby Guzma who seems to be legitimately concerned they’re going to get their asses kicked

Snorlax is lowkey T-posing

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

me walking into the gay club

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

NO WAY LMAO

Omfg

I’M DONE 

@oni-boyfriend