you have to survive. it isn't an option anymore

"I don't have to respect cwc's pronouns because they're problematic" -> the press publicly and proudly deadnaming and misgendering a trans woman who got a legal name and gender marker change

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

---The 10 year old girls checking out every book on folk magic and curses they can get their hands on.

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY

The Lutherans should have been cave mystics. Their focus on the supremacy of the word and individualist soteriology would be perfect for caves. The Lutherans should have taken their Bibles and their printing presses and sealed themselves within the earth with several tons of canned peaches. They would've learned to eat olms and drink from underground springs and read their Bibles with their newly evolved huge eyes. I want them pious and salamandrine.

YES: the Cave Lutherans would eat each other. But there would be rules. It would obviously be an important social ritual, though not necessarily a religious one.