hi American edblr! I jyst wanna remind you that calories don't count if
You eat them at holiday dinner bc they taste good
You eat them at friendsgiving bc someone made you food and it makes you feel loved
You drink them at holiday dinner bc being buzzed makes your family easier to deal with
You need them to take meds so you dont lose your fuckin mind when yr relatives act like rabid baboons
I wish everybody a happy Thanksgiving. If thats not happening then I'm praying you get thru it in ok shape. 💖 you cannot gain a million bazillion lbs from one weekend, turkey is salty af and if you just remember to breath the water weight will go away.