When I say 'Mechro' You say 'Mancer'!

“Large hair monster intrudes loving family dinner.”

“Afro Princess wins too much at kids capsule dispenser game, her friend is traumatized by the tidal wave of capsules.”

“Triangle head confused by green stop sign, she does not whether to go or stop, while amazon lady gets frustrated and just wants to go.”

“Afro Princess does not like the metal music from Jim Jam the Van Man, so she escapes. Jade Harley and generic boy watch on in horror as she escapes to her homeland.”

“Afro Princess learns the hard way that arcades do not have touchscreen.”

“Kitten woman has found a way to cheat at skeeball.”

“Afro Princess shows off her magnificent oven mitts.”

“Anime cosplay girl and dude who has had hair eaten go to buy tickets for anime convention.”

“Deviant art”

The kid seemed strange before. Maybe this is why. She knows something about him and his horrendous blunder. The look of horror that passes over Rhys’ face would be comical if it wasn’t so very real. He tamps it down, controls the feeling before it overtakes him. 

Gaige’s eyes widened with surprise as she felt someone tugging on the buckle of her tool-belt, looking up from her ECHO device to see Angel on her knees in front of her. 

we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust

we kind of got past the point of ‘taking this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off but I really do not mind at all. 

I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event

a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me

you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um

we’re always making stupid bets like ‘bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you