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Sorry about being gone for a few days! A lot of serious family things came up and it was up to me to get things done. Try and expect return to normalcy tonight or tomorrow!

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Sorry for yesterday’s absence-- had to do a lot of studying and also went out to eat to celebrate my achievements! Today things will be put out be they reply or starters. Stay tuned!
masterofdimensions:
Dimentio clapped in eagerness at his friend’s newfound gift of satire! “Ha ha ha! Excellent use of irony, Bowser! I didn’t think you–Oh stars, you’re serious, aren’t you.”
“BOOYAH!” Roared Bowser as he flexed his arms, making onlookers uncomfortable and their faces covered with nervous sweat. “Feel free to give these BOWSER-POWER GUNS a good ol’ pap before they KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!”
secretaryofthevoid:
“Great. I leave for five minutes, and Dimentio comes back again and starts antagonizing Bowser.”
“…Not sure who I should put my bets on, honestly.”
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? You ALWAYS place your bets on the KING, you dilweed!”
“Besides, my boy’s shows have those losers that ALWAYS wreck the bad guy into NEXT FRIGGIN’ WEEK when people believe in ‘em! So believe in ME! KING-TYRANT-EMPEROR SEXY-AWESOME!”
“BELIEVE IN ME TO WRECK A DRAMA SCHOOL REJECT INTO NEXT WEEK SO I CAN GET MY OWN TALKSHOW!”
masterofdimensions:
@bowserific
Ouch… Tough crowd.
“Violence is no substitute for eloquence, dear Bowser. Wordplay and witticisms can be our sabers and parrying daggers–please don’t hit me.”
“You think you’re the first guy to tell me not to ‘PLEASE’ hit ‘em!? YEAH, WHAT A RIOT! ‘Sides, why SHOULDN’T I knock the white outta your black!? You’re a GEEKAZOID that needs to be shown the FULL EXTENT of the way Bowser TAKES OUT THE TRASH!”

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gamenu
“…Does she know abou’ tha Weddin’? ‘Er is this gonna be a surprise ta ‘Peachy-Weachy’ too?” {/At least Nicole saved herself the trouble of going through a kidnapping. The last thing she needed was another Koopa ruining her walls, and then dragging her out of her home. It wasn’t fun when Junior did it the first time, and she doubted it would be pleasant when his father did it. Although Nicole had to feel bad for Peach. Being the object of a beast’s affections couldn’t be fun in the slightest.
When questioned on what she did anyway, the smart answer would have been to just flat out tell him she had a life and she had prior obligations. And then to point out when he and Junior were off in the Smash tournament, she took the time to go home and handle her own business. Nicole didn’t see anything so wrong with that. To be frank, she couldn’t fathom why he would have any problem with it either.}
“Well,” {/She began, taking a moment to clear her throat.} “I happen ta have a busy life. I babysi’. I work. I go ta school. Makin’ i’ here was jus’ a bonus an’ lucky on my par’. Youse an’ yer ‘irresistible’ charm, keep me comin’ back around. Bu’ don’ youse have a guy in a red sui’ ta tormen’?”
The mention of a red suit had made Bowser’s one-track mind derail itself back into his hatred for Mario. One can see his scales practically crawl with spite as he bitterly crossed his arms, grunting with a grouchy venom. Everything had been as perfect as a peach until Nicole just h a dto bring up that mustached pain in the neck. It seemed that not even among his own servants could he escape the ever-present shadow of Mario.
“Who CARES about that pepperoni face anyways!? He’s got a fat nose and an even fatter stench of LOSER ON HIM!” Digging his foot deep in the pavement below, the king began to grind with a force born from fury. His otherworldly strength allowed him to cause even the hardest of concrete to begin to crumble between his weight. “You KNOW not to bring up that friggin’SCRUB unless I bring him up first! Keep that up and you’re gonna get DUNKED into the BOWSERIFIC DUNGEON OF DOOM, PART TWO! Part one was BABY TALK compared to part two! Part two has the TALKING LAVA PIT!”
Renovations had certainly been in place ever since Nicole took her little leave. The castle walls had become sturdier with the kingdom grounds also taking a league of levels in how treacherous they were. Those that were weak in the knees or lost would only be met with sheer fury and the unforgiving nature of the Darklands, only proving j u s t how many brawls Mario and Bowser had while Nicole was away.
“That TOILET PIPE aside, I need you to come back! And I mean NOW!” Already the gargantuan behemoth of a tyrant had logged her over his shoulder as if she were but a feather. “You’ve gotta make me like, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND feasts to prepare as YOUR way of apologizing to the KINF OF TERROR for waltzing out on me like that! You’re lucky I like ya, or else you’d be getting PUNTED to Rosaloser’s Nerdavory and back!”
ubiquitous-observer
if that were the case then I want out now
come back pls
“WOW ROSALINA HURT MY FEELINGS I HEREBY DECLARE NO SUPER MARIO GALAXY 3 FOR HER!!!”
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masterofdimensions:
bowserific replied to your post “Oh! So when I try to usher in the end of the world by wedding Bowser…”
“It’s because you’re a BIG FAT LOSER and I’m better than you at EVERYTHING!”
Dimentio wiped away an invisible tear. “Oh boo hoo hoo! How will I ever recover from such a cutting blow by the king of midnight snacks and forgotten gym memberships himself! It’s true! It’s all true!”
“SCREW YOU, YOU THEATRE AND DRAMA CLUB REJECT!”
“The only thing I’m king of aside from EVERYTHING is literally the most JAW-DROPPING MANLINESS AND PHYSIQUE!”

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“We’re all very lovely ‘til we get to know each other.”
“NOTHING is lovely until I get a chance to punch you SQUARE IN YOUR TWO-FACE FREAK MOUTH!”
When @cosmcther is about to do to my Bowser what the typical Rosa player does to the typical Bowser player
bowser: i get everything i want and nobody can say otherwise.
rosalina: you’d better get ready for the biggest reality check of your lifetime, dear.
"I wanna be adored!" || hello here's me attempting to toss an ask hahh ||
“The heck’re ya talkin’ about, Igs!?”
“You KNOW you’re my four-eyed nerd! There’s NO WAY I’d be able to bash the SUPER TOILET BROTHERS the way I do without your geekazoid brain! It’s like, as big as your friggin’ glasses!”
♡ Marina & The Diamonds Electra Heart Sentence Starters ♡
“Don’t care if you think I’m dumb.“ “I wanna be adored.” “I’m the girl you’d die for!” “I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out.” “Pull me closer and kiss me hard.” “I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart.” “Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.” “Life gave me some lemons, so I made some lemonade.” “Welcome to the life of Electra Heart.” “I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch.” “All I ever wanted was the world.” “Can’t help that I need it all.” “You say that I’m kinda difficult.” “Got you wrapped around my finger, babe.” “You can count on me to misbehave.” “Would you do anything for me?” “Would you get down on your knees for me?” “Livin’ life like I’m in a dream.” “I know I’ve got a big ego!” “You’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use?” “What’s the point in saying you love me like a friend?” “You’re too proud to say that you’ve made a mistake.” “You’re a coward til the end.” “No, I’m not the type that you like.” “Why don’t we just pretend?” “You only touch me in the dark.” “Only when we’re drinking can you see my spark.” “Only in the evening could you give yourself to me.” “I don’t want to admit that we’re not gonna fit.” “The good are never easy. The easy, never good.” “Love, it never happens like you think it really should.” “I don’t belong to anyone.” “I’m only happy when I’m on the run.” “I broke a million hearts just for fun.” “We’re all very lovely ‘til we get to know each other.” “I guess you could say that my life’s a mess.” “I’m the image of deception.” “We cannot escape the past, so you and I will never last.” “I’m a homewrecker.” “You’re hard to hug.” “I’ve turned into a statue and it makes me feel depressed.” “The only time you open up is when we get undressed.” “You don’t love me? Big fucking deal.” “I’ll never tell you how I feel.” “You know I’d rather work alone.” “Sometimes I ignore you so I feel in control.” “I can’t leave you alone” “Come on baby, let’s just get drunk, forget we don’t get on.” “I send my best regards from hell.” “I live my life inside a dream.” “I would sell my sorry soul if I could have it all.” “All I really want is to be wonderful.“ “Yeah, you may be good looking but you’re not a piece of art.” “I’m gonna make you fall.” “Love will always be a game.” “A human vulnerability doesn’t mean that I am weak.” “All my life I’ve been controlled.” “You can’t have peace without a war.” “Everyday I feel the same.” “I’m stuck and I can never change.” “Was it really worth it?” “Did I really deserve it?” “I haven’t lived life.” “I haven’t lived love.” “I got bubble wrap around my heart.” “I think of all the men I could have kissed.” “I want the world to go away.” “I wanna be a real fake.” “I wish I’d been a teen idle.” “I wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title.” “I wanna drink until I ache.” “I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist.” “Oh God! I’m gonna die alone.” “Adolescence didn’t make sense.” “Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?” “I’ve come alive.” “Got a hole inside of me.” “I’m living with identities that do not belong to me.” “Now I’m ready for the last hoorah.” “Dying like a shooting star.” “I can feel it coming to the end.” “You say that love is not that easy.” “I’m sick and tired of all your preaching.” “Who are you to tell me who to be?” “I’ve lived a lot of different lives.” “I’ve lived my life in bitterness.” “There is no crime in being kind.” “Not everyone is out to screw you over.” “Baby, you don’t have to live your life in fear.” “I don’t wanna live in fear and loathing.” “Got different people inside my head, I wonder which one that they like best.” “I know where I will belong.” “I wanna touch the edge of greatness.” “Baby, I’m gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand.” “When you’re around me, I’m radioactive.” “Love is all I fear.” “I want you to die for my love.” “In the night your heart is full and by the morning empty.” “Baby, I’m the one who left you, you’re not the one who left me.” “I take one look at you and I grow cold.” “Question what the TV tells you.” “All this time was fighting for what I believe.” “I go to bed feeling bad that I’m the reason you’re sad.” “Do you want to be with somebody like me?” “I feel like if I’m too kind then you will only change your mind.” “Love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather.” “Your life is dark and it needs some light.” “We don’t own our heavens, we only own our hell.” “If you don’t that by now, then you don’t know me that well.” “All my life I’ve been so lonely, all in the name of being holy.” “It wouldn’t change who you are.” “The light inside you died.” “You know only how to own me.” “We come alone and alone we die.” “No matter how hard you try, I’ll always belong in the sky.” “It’s just who you are.” “You gotta be the first to run.” “Don’t get attached to somebody you could lose.” “We’ll get him falling for a stranger.” “I love you! At least I think I do!” “We don’t want our hearts to break, in two.” “It’s better to be fake.” “I can’t risk losing love again, babe.” “They like the look of danger.”

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imdaisi:
“ — I NEVER EVEN ASKED to be kidnapped in the first place, FIRE-BREATH. whatever your kingdom does, mines does it a billion times better and with style. it’s better than ruling literal hot trash, don’t you agree? “
“ WHY DON’T YOU DO IT, then? nobody’s going to be taking MY kingdom under MY watch, freakazoid. there’s a good reason why i took up sports, and it’s so that way i have a hundred ways to beat you senseless, either in sports or in a fight! you may sound tough, but you’re as ugly as you are a big loser, ‘ BABE ‘ !! “
“--NOBODY asks to be kidnapped, you GOMMBA-SPIT-EATER! Maybe if your kingdom was as awesome as mine, you’d have some REAL education!”
“But don’t worry your wannabe Peachy head, not-Peachy-Weachy! Since I declare this as my FIFTH kingdom underneath the BOWSERIFIC HEEL OF SEXINESS! I’ll make sure none of your dumb citizzens think you’re NOT supposed to worship the Daddy of Cool 24/7!”
wishuponanova
“ Eh? And who are you to boss me around? You think I’m scared of you just cause you’re bigger than me? Spikier than me? Or is it the sharp teeth n’ Claws? “
“ Cause aint NONE of that matter t’ ME ! “
“Yeah. REAL original, bub! The whole ‘’I’M BETTER THAN THE BOWSERIFIC TYRANT SEXY” act didn’t get old when that Antas-freak or whatever tried it on me, too!”
“So let’s cut the crap and get RIGHT DOWN TO IT! I’ll beat you so black and blue that the ONLY thing recognizable about you is that your GEEK BOW-TIE still looks like you got it as a CONSOLATION PRIZE at a little baby’s science fair!”