@imdaisi liked for a BOWSERISING!
“PSH! Like you’re even WORTH kidnapping! What does your kingdom even DO!? You guys sound like the losers sitting at the loser table at lunch after getting all your lunch money BEATEN outta ya!”
“--BUT I’LL TAKE IT ANYWAYS! Who the heck WOULD say no to a kingdom that’s so ripe for the pickings!? A big fat IDIOT, that’s who! And Mack-Daddy Bowser’s no idiot, babe!”













