𝒍𝒊𝒍 𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘

yoongi: ik im drunk but

yoongi: im gonna be ur bf one day

jimin: be my husband instead

H orny

A nd

R eally

taehyung: ugh yes hand in marriage rq 💍🧎

*15mins later*

taehyung: r we divorcing? ☹️😞

taehyung: god

namjoon - primitive buildings

seokjin - miniature cooking

yoongi - lofi

jimin - recommendations

hoseok - tiktok

taehyung - surfing music

poor yoonie after taking a long sleep from all the work and waking up late to see no food

lol the fact i wanna caught jimin for tryna take move to kook + hobi regrets laughing at jin

namjoon: what's your name?

seokjin: my man.

namjoon: you're my man?

seokjin: yes, indeed.

[present]

namjoon: that's how i fall in love to your eomma

maknae line: all because of his-

seokjin: y'all will understand when y'all grew up

jeongguk: Ɛ<

seokjin: no murder

namjoon: uh- okay.

[the next day]

namjoon: *lays beside taegguk*

taegguk: ..???

jeongguk: uh yeah?

taehyung: not to show off but i stole a lil girl's loli, pushes the door that says pull, jerk off your face-

hoseok: no, we pee in the yard