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Half of them are feds, but are off the clock.

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skoople

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

imperialinquisition

are you going to tell her or

skoople

her masters degree is in biology

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

demilypyro

You fool, assuming I'm a dog girl just because I'm trans. I'm a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I'm gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I'm a good girl my claws are going in your face

demilypyro

You may leave it near me and I'll deign to investigate when it pleases me.

demilypyro

This is allowed. Perhaps I'll let you brush me later.

demilypyro

Shit hang on I gotta look into this

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

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batmanisagatewaydrug

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

bgm05

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

destiel-news-channel

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

solarishashernoseinabook

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

ladythatsmyskull

nitpickspot

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

aqueerkettleofish

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

queer-as-city-folk

Least racist fandom blog

queer-as-city-folk

> the Vietnamese

> that country

It's like you don't even pretend to view Vietnamese People as human

queer-as-city-folk

America killed 3 million Vietnamese people, we put half of South Vietnam in Concentration Camps, we dropped more bombs on North Vietnam than were dropped by both sides in WW2, We permeantly poisoned the land with Agent Orange, the American war on Vietnam was the most inhuman and despicable action in this nations history, the Vietnamese had every right to do whatever they wanted to the occupation

maidslime

When you learn what the US soldiers did to the Vietnamese, you'll never stop praying for the death of America.

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sevcon-iii

But that's not a cat

the-official-goose-god

yes it is

maryland-officially

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

subconscious-deactivated20230229

And you’ll see it again

maryland-officially

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

subconscious-deactivated20230229

So uhhh

Keep going then?

maryland-officially

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sushi1056

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

sometimesagenderlessvoid

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

I will never be free of this post

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

the-purpurhaj

Common misconception, flamingi are pink due to eating drowned ants! Naturally they tend to be white, like kangaroos!

dodykeahedron

Trans women do actually have it worse. Cope.

senhor-do-escuro

The people who don't have to worry about being raped, forced into marriages or being pregnant have it "worse"?😂😂😂

harpydykehalo

Did you just say trans women can't be raped. Kill yourself.

dodykeahedron

Hey can we reblog this version. This is your ideology. This is TWERFism. This is transandrophobia belief. They are the same ideology.

nijigasakilove

Tuesdays are truly for the gays this season because what do you mean Motoko spends her summer vacations having lesbian orgies 😭😭 the OG girl kisser

hc-503

THEY ADAPTED THE GAY SEX SCENE TRULY MANGA ACCURATE PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

mrcloudyfun

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

beardedmrbean

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn't know what was going on you wouldn't have caught it. 10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

loth-caatgirl

she straight up villain laughed!

penny-anna

Anyway here is my take:

I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie

I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.

penny-anna

Here are my opinions:

The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅‍♀️

Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.

Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

penny-anna

In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps

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onlinebeast

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

onlinebeast

War is hell

princessporcelaingirl

Insanely nsfw content:

Tricking another autistic girl into using my vocabulary

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