Dirks Age/Pet Regression Blog

🪬Ford is very fascinated with the idea pet regression and pet dreaming

🪬Same as he was with agere but this is different, this is something new.

🪬He is definitely willing to be involved in your regression, taking mental notes of your behaviours when you’re sort of falling between headspace’s

🪬Let’s you sit by him while he works, occasionally reaching down at petting you to hear your soft purrs/whines

🪬He’s also very happy to play with you, throwing balls/Sticks or pointing a laser pointer round the room while you scramble to get it

🪬He finds it all very entertaining to watch and as long as you’re happy he’s happy to help

🪬He will huff and roll his eyes if you plonk yourself in his lap while he’s relaxing but in reality loves the vibrations of your purring on him

🪬EAR SCRITCHES

🪬he’s seen it work on dogs and cats before so why not you 🤷

🪬If you respond well that is his GO TO form of praise

“Good pet” Ford hums, running his fingers through your hair and gently scratching behind your ear while you were sprawled out on his lap

🪬Treats. Treats. Treats.

🪬Carries a little baggy of human safe pet treats in his inner coat pocket to give you

🪬They’re just cookies he’s either made or those Scooby snack cookies you can get in the store so it’s not as suspicious if others see

🪬But he loves giving you treats

🪬He’s also a sucker for watching you sit in sun puddles

🪬Ford WILL melt if you do the head tilt and make a small hum of confusion

🪬Bap

🪬Bap bap bap

🪬He baps back

🪬Course he’s very confused at first because you’ve just placed your paw on his face and nudged him with your head as if expecting something

🪬Eventually he gets it and it becomes fun game!

Did he meet you in the Original timeline? Or inside the portal? Or afterwards? He has probably read enough to know about age regression as a coping mechanism, but if he doesnt he is more than willing to reasearch it.

Cautious at first - "trust nobody" and all - you could be leading him into a trap or tricking him. Also he has absolutley no idea how to handle kids (probably watches you in secret for a few days until hes sure you arent lying- ;-;)

Gradually starts moving the more "dangerous" objects in his home to a secure room, or high shelves out of your reach. Clears out a space (A room? Idk this man probably lives in a bunker lol) for you when you regress. Hes no rich man but he gradually gets a nice fluffy rug and some comfortable chairs/furnisihings.

Crazy protective - I mean he wrote the journals he knows the dangerous stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls and he canonically carries a gun around ;-;

Always prepared with a small regression bag incase you randomly regress

makes great snacks, a good balance of healthy and yummy (ie: apple slices with peanut butter or chocolate to dip)

Takes you on walks in the woods as long as you stay within his view

Let's you "steal" his glasses and put them on, and climb on him if you want to

Snuggles with you on his lap while he works on the journals - if you start to get antsy, he bounces his knee enough to make you giggle.

Keeps you VERY far away from any experemtal devices and magic he obtains.

old man humor

tries to keep up with you - but hes getting on in age and his joints just ain't what they used to be

Memorises your behaviors and knows when youre slipping or repressing - also knows just how to get you to relax and let yourself regress if youre repressing.

Divider woods / 3rd Divider / 4th divider / 5th divider

🪬 Veryyyy protective of you (mainly cause he knows abt all the weird going’s on in Gravity Falls)

🪬Keeps you in his lap while updating his journal on new things he finds

🪬Occasionally he’ll let you add a few little notes on your opinions about the creatures to the page, you get your own special glittery gel pen Mabel let him have

🪬Keeps an extra paci on him just incase!

🪬He’s always prepared for you to randomly regress

🪬Ford is really good at coaxing you into regressing without you even realising till he’s slipped the soother into your mouth and calling you a handful of gushy pet names

🪬Likes rules, he has a set list of rules that he doesn’t like to make exceptions on

🪬Although there will be things he’s okay with bending the rules on

🪬Nap time is not one of them, he prefers for you to stick to the nap schedule because that way you’re not cranky

🪬Bedtime he’s willing to bend the rules on because he knows no matter how hard you try to stay up with him you’ll end up asleep in his lap either way

🪬Other than that he’s a very much no nonsense cg

🪬He loves to play make believe with you

🪬He’s very good at acting like a damsel in distress if that’s what you need

🪬Quite fond of tea parties, not so fond of getting up off the floor afterwards because his old man joints do NOT appreciate it

🪬Will let you apply makeup to him, does not mean he will enjoy the whole process

🪬If you’ve had a bad day he likes to get you to regress before you sleep specifically so you can go to sleep without having to worry about your day

🪬Snacks! Snacks galore

🪬Will cut up a hundred and one apples for you if you want that many

🪬Healthy snacks are what he’d prefer for you to have but if you outright refuse it he won’t give it to you and he’ll compromise

🪬If you’re a baby regressor he is very happy to bottle feed you. Seeing you all snuggled up in his arms with a bottle in your mouth has him melting.