They Hunger...

If you do so the harvest will be ripe this year and you should see us coming if we have need to burn your crops

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

Lack of chemistry

Find it an abusive relationship

Any other reason…

Reasons why I have NOTP’s:

Hawke: First time was alright. Friends betraying me and falling into temptation. Normal every day thing, really. The second time was weirder. A lot of green. And spiders! 

Inquisitor: At least we made it through together. With the spirit’s help.

Warden: WELL I DIDN’T HAVE ANY HELP. I WAS BY MYSELF. FOR HOURS. CRAZY HOMICIDAL MAGES. FLAMING DARKSPAWN. CHANTRY SISTERS WITH SHANKS. OH AND DID I MENTION THAT I WAS TURNED INTO A RAT?

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