Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

Not right now kitten, the voices are monologuing about the hubris of mankind again.

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

You leftie idiots think communism is so great but my grandmother grew up a soviet country and Joseph Stalin came to her house and asked if he could have some ice cream and she said only a spoonful and then he

I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.

Holy shit Lenin's line-by-line critique of Martov's draft of the Party Rules is the most brutal thing ever written!

high as hell cant read and entire tl is marxists fml

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in