Sisters of Katolis Confession Booth

For your penance, you shall eat a tangerine very suggestively for 20 minutes.

I’ll do that the next time I’m getting undressed to shower.

Well, now. That’s... Not what I was expecting. Then again, after seeing what wormie does in S3, I bet that’s something that Aaravos would do if he was feeling a little freaky.

For your penance, my child, you’re going to take an extra bath today. Go wash away your filthy ways.

The beard probably adds extra sensation.

For your penance, you shall make yourself a fake beard out of nutella and wear it for 1 hour.

How can you not talk about wormavos? I allow it.

He owns everyone’s ass.

For your penance, you shall write “Property of Aaravos” on your buttcheeks with a washable marker.

For your penance my child, you’re not allowed to use any butter the next time you make yourself toast.

... Shit....

Alright. But I can’t do it myself. Assign me a penance, my child.

My child, for your penance, you shall watch Season 3 and get on your knees every time Harrow appears on screen.

He is 100% with no shame, anon. He’d definitely be down with running naked everywhere, forest or city. Either way, I’m pretty sure he looks fabulous doing it.

Running naked in the forest is more fun than in the city. Just saying.

For your penance, my child, you shall play the ukulele version of “Highway to Hell” in front of an old mirror. Hopefully Aaravos will hear it and be soothed by it.

I’m going to use the phrase “blow my back out” from now on.

My child, for your penance, you shall have a sword fight with a friend using nothing but dry spaghetti noodles. 

Thank you, my child. It’s good to know that I bring laughs while I cleanse the souls of the sinners of this fandom.

May the primal forces be with you, child.

Gren would definitely join in. Anything to help out a friend in need, right? Even if he’s an elf? I mean, Aaravos won’t be able to do both holes on his own. He’ll get too tired...

For your penance, you shall make a sock puppet of Gren and make it react to every episode that Gren appears in.

Careful. Someone on the other side might spot you.

For your penance, you shall draw Aaravos’ face on a mirror using a removable substance.

For your penance, my child, you shall practice 100% self love for the remainder of your life.