Space Prince

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

alice i have bad news :(

hey whats up

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

McDonald's should start doing abortions

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

we really log in to tumblr and are like another amazing point from mothmanshowmehole3000 and then we log off and are like great use of time as always :)

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

It’s the biological essentialism

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me