Certainly Confused

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

Every time this comes around I get the enjoyment of all the people who don’t know Waterford Whispers is like the Irish Onion

when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

it’s so twisted that you don’t even get a sleep do over if you had bad dreams all night, you just have to get up and go to work same as if you’d had normal dreams. i should be able to call out nightmared

both of them are me