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ESTJ (Te-Se-Ni-Fi): Decisive Stabilizer ESTP (Se-Te-Fi-Ni): Decisive Improviser

ENTJ (Te-Ne-Si-Fi): Decisive Strategist ENTP (Ne-Te-Fi-Si): Enthusiastic Strategist

ESFJ (Fe-Se-Ni-Ti): Enthusiastic Stabilizer ESFP (Se-Fe-Ti-Ni): Enthusiastic Improviser

ENFJ (Fe-Ne-Si-Ti): Decisive Catalyst ENFP (Ne-Fe-Ti-Si): Enthusiastic Catalyst

ISTJ (Ti-Si-Ne-Fe): Controlled Stabilizer ISTP (Si-Ti-Fe-Ne): Controlled Improviser

INTJ (Ti-Ni-Se-Fe): Controlled Strategist INTP (Ni-Ti-Fe-Se): Patient Strategist

ISFJ (Fi-Si-Ne-Te): Patient Stabilizer ISFP (Si-Fi-Te-Ne): Patient Improviser

A woman went to town for shopping and she found this newagey shop. Curious she went in and looked around when she saw this huge dildo sitting in a corner behind some stuff. She asked the shopowner about it and he told her it’s a magical voodoo dildo. Whatever you say, the dildo will magically levitate and do as instructed, just say “voodoo dildo” and tell where you want it to go.

She believed him and bought it. On the way back in the car, she couldnt wait to try it out and decided to test it so she said “voodoo dildo, shag my pussy!”. Sure enough the didlo levitated from the back seat, went in and pleasured her intensely!

However she started to wiggle a bit with her car on the road while the action was happening and a nearby cop noticed and pulled her over.

As he inquired if she was under the influence of drugs or alcohol she replied it was because of this voodoo dildo.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, “Hello, my name is Carmen.”

“That’s a beautiful name”, he replied, “Is it a family name?”

“No”, she replied, “As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Carmen.”

After a pause, she asks the man, “What’s your name?”

God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years.”

The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years and I’ll give you back the other 10?“

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a 20-year life span.”

The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for 20 years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?”

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of 60 years.”

The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I’ll give back the other 40?”

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you 20 years.”

But the human said, “Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back? That makes 80, okay?”

“Okay,” said God. “You asked for it.”