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full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

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chonce

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

robotsharks-deactivated20260326

Thibk abt it

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shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

itsbrittanyswift

idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

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sunbathe

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jigglypuffsvevo

me: *feels random pain in body*

me: kill me

constantcogdis-deactivated20180

Ever since I left the city,

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br-o-ken-poetry

*gets up*

*wastes day*

*goes to bed again*

yay

nest-deactivated20181209

every episode of kitchen nightmares

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars.

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames]

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

d0nn0-deactivated20150125

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

lorddarkfetus-deactivated201503

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

stagnantwater447-8995

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

laurbyboom

um..i think you made this up for notes?

stagnantwater447-8995

first of all, how dare you

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In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.

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valykas-deactivated20190916

This is amazing

fartproducer-deactivated2026013

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

kisskissfuckshitup

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

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