i'm not here anymore

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

So did Oscar Wilde

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

lesbians who make the first move are braver than any US marine

yes because facing rejection is so much scarier than being fucking shot at in the middle of a land you have never been to, and have a high chance of dying. ok

i’m glad you understand

This blog isn’t for debate you pedos can reblog all you want you just get me more notes

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

im rude to hot waitresses so they’ll spit in my food

this tea is fucking SCALDING

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post