hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

When men grab your jaw to look up at them.. like oh okay

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

deliriously thinking about making out

not to turn u on or anything but i won't leave u when things get hard

got hard just from looking in her eyes

my type

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

nobody gets me. not because i’m really complicated or anything but because i won’t tell anyone anything real about me

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

i need to be cracked like a glowstick