Even hell can get comfy once you've settled in.

Rebecca Lindenberg, The Believer interview

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

his organs didnt spark joy

Reblog if your organs don’t spark joy

this post made me lose a follower

this post is the physical embodiment of “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave”

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!!!

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

Are you fucking kidding me