Flying Monkeys and Their Possesions

People with messy cars full of garbage are actually pretty good people because they don’t throw their garbage out the window

This is hilarious

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

Wow.  At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater?  Don’t they need to BREATHE?”  So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.”  Holy cow!

If I fits I sits

Hot chocolate is the opposite if Vanilla Ice.

Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.

suburban white moms are really the pinnacle of passive-aggresiveness 

Hugs and kisses, Helen