Story of My Life

y didn’t chris evans win an academy award for pretending like he couldn’t do a push up in the first captain america movie 

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

The history nerd in me loves this, the petty bitch in me loves this 🤣

That’s some hot tea from ancient Mesopotamia

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

big mood

Fuckin SAME