Molls

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

happy pride month to this post specifically

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

Sorry boss I can't focus at work today. Yeah I found a new tv show. Yeah it could last anywhere from a week to several years.

oopsie, I tiptoed through old memories and now my soul aches a little

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

fuckkk dude just PLEASEEEE let me look back in anger. PLEASEEE come on man come on just once okay just let me look back in anger once…

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much