Paisley

Jane: If I ignore it long enough, it becomes someone else’s problem. Lisbon: That is not how responsibility works. Jane: It is for me.

He's like you laugh but I'm 100% serious 😭

I care very much

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

it's so cute how most of us started reading fanfics during school, staying up till 3 am and hiding under blankets. and now we're grown adults with adult jobs/responsibilities as functional members of the society but we still find ways to connect with the teenage versions of ourselves (and others) through fanfics.

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma