The Noobs blag.

Discussions of trans women in sports often focus on elite/professional sports which honestly I find it hard to care about but the more common scenario of “we’re going to legally ban a high school girl from playing sports with her friends because she’s trans” is just profoundly evil

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

centaur taking their human(oid) partner out for a 'ride' except the saddle has a thick dildo or two affixed to it, grinning mischievously while they listen to them pant and moan as they mount the toys and settle in. Once they're stuffed full, they head off on a lovely jaunt through the woods, the partner gasping and squirming the whole way, the centaur purposefully picking up a feverishly bouncy trot now and then, hopping over fallen logs and enjoying the yelps and squeals that follow.

Centaur deciding they might as well run into town for a few things. No matter if their rider has to work terribly hard the whole time not to moan or make a face while they take a leisurely stroll through the market, picking out fruit and vegetables and baked goods and definitely not taking their sweet time so their partner spends even long stuck and stuffed full. Poor rider having to choke down gasps when someone strikes up a conversation, feigning feeling a little under the weather when they point out their flushed face and labored breathing. Centaur casually shifting from hoof to hoof to jostle them on purpose.